Anderson Cooper Has a Crush on Donna Brazile

Tonight, after Barack Obama clinched the Democratic nomination and gave his victory speech in St. Paul, MN, Anderson Cooper and his panel over on CNN, whose members included Donna Brazile, David Gergen, Jeff Toobin, and Gloria Borger, made some comedy gold.

Transcript:

Anderson Cooper: Did he tell you in that phone conversation, that you had privately with him, about how he plans to do that? How he plans to reach out? How he plans to unify?

Donna Brazile: Of course he’s told everyone that he plans to sit down with Senator Clinton at the right time…”

Cooper: I’m looking for something he hasn’t told anyone else…just you.
[Laughter]

Brazile: Anderson, you’re not my boo.
[More laughter]

Cooper: I wanna be your boo. [pause and laughter] I don’t really even know what that means.

Barack Obama's Victory Speech in St. Paul, MN

Yes We Can Has...Barack as our nominee!!

When Will This Long National Nightmare Be Over? Tomorrow, You Say?

Tomorrow, with Montana and South Dakota holding their primaries, the Democratic nomination process will technically be over. Barack Obama needs 38.5 delegates to meet the new magic number of 2118 that was established after the DNC Rules and Bylaws Committee came to the decision about Florida and Michigan, and it's highly likely that he will get to that number and even surpass it after the results in those last two states come in. Barack is scheduled to give his victory speech tomorrow at the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, MN which also happens to be the venue for the RNC convention. Hillary will be in New York tomorrow night to give her [fill in the blank] speech. Most of the political pundits that I have heard recently are predicting that Sen. Clinton will finally come to terms with reality, get out of the race, and support the Democratic Party's nominee Barack Obama tomorrow night or Wednesday morning. I say "Bullshit!" After how she has conducted herself and her campaign over this election process, why should we believe that she is now going to accept defeat? She's a Clinton, for Christ's sake. Anyone who doesn't think that Harold Ickes was serious when he mentioned "reserving the right to take this to the Credentials Committee" in late June, is fooling themselves. The closest Hillary might come to conceding is if she announces tomorrow night that she is "suspending" her campaign. This woman, and her husband for sure, are not going to drop everything and become fierce Obama surrogates. The former president just said today, "this may be the last day I'm ever involved in a campaign of this kind." Yes, he's cryptically saying that his wife's chances are slim to none that she will become president (at least in 2008), but his words also send the message that he won't campaign for Barack. Bill Clinton despises Obama for getting in the way of his wife becoming president. Over a month ago, around the time when James Clyburn announced his disapproval of the way the former president had been conducting himself on the campaign trail and how he (Bill) had lost the respect of many in the African American community as a result of his inflammatory and insensitive comments, The Huffington Post published an article about Bill's disdain for Obama.

I'm hoping and praying that this will all be over tomorrow and we can finally look forward to not ever seeing Hillary in another hideous canary-yellow pantsuit again, but I'm bracing myself for the worst.

Why can't Hills just drink herself into oblivion, the place where she will be welcomed with open bitter arms? Drunk Hillary is so much more fun and rational!

BREAKING NEWS: Hillary Clinton Was Just As Bitchy When She Was Younger

Hillary Gone Wild!

Our gal Hillrod got crazy with the locals down in San Juan, PR Sunday evening. That girl is one cheap date!

¡Sí usted puede bailar a Enrique Iglesias, pero no bien!

In Case You've Been Wondering Who That Fine Looking Brotha' Is By Barack...

...his name is Reggie Love. LOVE! I know; It's too good to be true. Reggie is not Barack's body guard, as I had previously thought, but his "body man"/personal aide. The New York Times published a story today about the 6'5" former Duke basketball star and his experience working for the Obama campaign. The following was written about Obama's relationship with Love:

Mr. Obama said he regarded “my guy, Reggie,” as the kid brother he never had. “But maybe I’m saying that just because he technically could be my son,” the Illinois senator said. “I don’t want to admit my age.”

Turns out, it was Reggie who turned Barack on to Jay-Z after uploading some of the rapper's songs to the i-Pod Nano he gave the presidential candidate for his 46th birthday. Who knew!

Read the full article here.

Crazy Women Who Think Assassinating a Black Presidential Candidate is Funny: Part Deux

Hey look! It's Hillrod's BFF Liz Trotta from FOX News. Hillary and Liz are getting ready for Assassination Month by trying out some of their latest comedic material.

Liz: "So my friend Hill made a joke a couple days ago about how Osama... Osam...Obama, yeah that's right, could be knocked off in June. I say go ahead and kill 'em both now! (canned laughter...one cackling female...*crickets*) Well, that's my time, everybody. I'll be performing at the NRA every Tuesday and Friday. Admission's free!"

Barack Obama Shakes His Boot-Tay in Puerto Rico

This past Saturday, Barack Obama (as well as Hellary) took a trip down to Puerto Rico because, from what I've heard, the island has the most ideal conditions for assassinating Presidential candidates. I kid! I kid! But, if one of Clinton's cronies did decide to pull a fast one, he/she would have had to deal with this man:

(Barack Obama's Security Detail)

Anyway, Barack started his day off speaking to a group of Puerto Rican veterans at a town hall meeting in Bayamon, PR.


He then rapped up his day at a rally/ parade in Old San Juan before taking a plane home to Chicago.

Barack needs to dance at every rally and speaking event from now on. If his bright smile and handsome family won't woo over Hillary's clan of old bitter white women, a little Barry-bump-n-grind should seal the deal.